Laundry, you suck balls!
Why can't you wash yourself yet?
Call me when you learn
This slow Internet
Makes me scream profanities,
Till I lose my voice
I escaped the wrath
Of Jehovah's Witnesses,
None live in Asia
Thailand, eat my Ass!
Your power goes out daily.
That pisses me off!
The power is out,
My battery will soon die,
What will I do then?
No water, no fan,
No entertainment or Web,
I sit and I wait
It's hot with no fan,
Outside the wind is blowing,
Rest in the Hammock
Cool breeze refreshes,
I don't like writing Haiku
It's too restrictive!
Famished Mosquitoes
Penetrate sensitive flesh
and steal my sweet blood
Fuck you Mosquito!
You raped my skin once again,
Now I will kill you!
Swollen and itchy,
Mosquito bites are burning,
I scratch till I bleed
Hello Mister Sun!
How nice of you to show up,
Just before Sunset!
Ranting in Haiku,
made the power come back on,
My bitching is done!
The Naked Writer wins 1
Everything else, Nil
~I surrender to The Writing Womb~
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